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Tuesday, 19 March 2024

World Hunger eliminated

Mass protein, pétri dish genetically engineered to feed the world without not as much footprint. Noble thought to say the least, until you include Bill Gates in the Lab protein science group. Leaves a sour taste in the mouth. 

In the ideal world, competition is allowed to weed out the weaklings. The Lab outlaws have to compete against the free rangers, the captive force fed and the fake meat corps.

With all information on the table, you wait on the far bank to see who is survived the free market rigor. 

If recent SARS history is anything to go by, the crocodiles will be delivering the Lab meat outlaws on their backs, sampling red wine to pass time during the dry crossing as they feast on free range meat dish. 

Don't get me wrong, I am against hunger in all forms. So much so that I have gone further in my research. I would feed the hungry snorts with a protein producing mutant E coli or fungi, genetically engineered just enough not cross the intestinal wall, but still multiply to BMI challenge them into excess. Let them taste the other side, with a little imagination. Station the lab in their potty belly to cut the chase and let the human rights movements try take the plate out the stomach.

The issue with capitalistic mental framework though is the next thing in line is the farms, functional and efficient farms will be bought en mass at inflated prices and decommissioned, just to give lab meat a sheltered edge. The blank cheque for the sale is for the tax payer anyway. 

The scam won’t stop there. The target market is those that can afford meat. The noble cause is only for the power point presentation. The belly full but hungry lot will watch from the fence, salivary glands cranked full steam for the day that will never come. That's if they lucky to have escaped the vultures. 

I get reminded of Einstein’s reservations about nuclear fission/fusion falling into to the wrong hands. The fact is it did and  never left their grasp, probably never will. 

Hopefully this process will be left to science for intended purposes. Keep the vultures waiting, real and chèque laden. 

If  biochemistry and physiology of beauty and health are the elements of every mix, then results are assured

Thursday, 8 February 2024

Hemorrhoids or Piles

Hemorrhoids or piles as Oxford will have us define it as, is as embarrassing to disclose as it’s difficult to medically manage. Fortunate this is texted, not dictated, otherwise I might stand accused of overstating the source. Difficult times when feelings are more important than facts. Surgical intervention in very good hands is probably the only medically accepted treatment that gives satisfactory results to most complainants, that is if you don’t mind wearing a pad for over a week or so.

We do make them disappear overnight with unconventional treatment though, without fail, so far.

No theater booking no blood letting other than that we found you swimming in to start with and importantly no pads. All this self administered topically in the privacy of your own home. A relief even for the best doctor. We don't operate on any after lunch for a reason. We want to be prepared in case bleeding gets to complicate the post op recovery. Too many variables to hemostasis breech to ignore anything as cry wolf hot air from an uptight nurse. 

The grade is of no relevance. Grade I is wasting though. Using Mike Tyson to throw out Michael Jackson équivalent, so to speak. The size or associated rectal prolapse is not a challenge at all. Pregnancy only a relative contraindication more so if early.

Associated retroviral disease not likely to be improved by our treatment though. I said Mike Tyson, not Jesus Christ. 

Long term recurrence not studied though as the treatment is not conventional. The studies will therefore be difficult to approve. The subjects are still hemorrhoids free, longest being 5 years post treatment. Added benefit is that it doesn't  leave out number 2/3 in case they not external yet. 

Butts are for riding, not protesting. 

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If  biochemistry and physiology of beauty and health are the elements of every mix, then results are assured