Stress incontinence

You can’t laugh until you pee no more, because you literally will need to change thy pants? This unfortunately is daily reality for most people. No metaphorics here, young and beautiful women in pads and restraints. Laugh restraints. 

Urinary incontinence is functional loss of bladder control, leading to involuntary leakage of urine in socially unacceptable circumstances. It's a common condition that affects millions of people worldwide, aged from children to the elderly. It is a real disease in in many a household and should be treatable in most individuals based on primary etiology. Not a figure of speech from literary scripts of Shakespeare to rehearse. 

 

Types of urinary incontinence:

 

1. Stress incontinence (leakage during physical activity laughing or coughing)

Pelvic floor, pubococcygeal sag in most cases. The badge of childbirth and hormonal imbalance we carry as humans. Only in bull elephants is it considered to be cool for musth to stress you wet. 

2. Urge incontinence (sudden, intense need to urinate that cannot be deferred) 

Not minimize libération dream/African/Gaddafi/Mbeki dream by any chance. 

Bladder irritability, for a reason that can be remedied, say UTI or acid base balance. 

3. Cortical/inter hemispheric incontinence) I didn't say nothing about Biden. 

Classified. Litigate the observer, without whom there is no incident. 

4. Spinal flaccid then later spastic bladder. 

Obviously discernable on examination. 

Investigations only for confirmation and treatment program. 

5. Obstructive uropathy/BPH with overflow. 

Every man will unfortunately have to pass this way. Only crime being staying alive long enough. 

6. Peripheral neuropathy leading to overflow. 

Diabetes need to be specifically singled out. It gives most a warning flag from miles away, and it's easily remedied with a little knowledge. 

7. Medications. Nobody said nothing. Read your drug inserts and disclaimers. 

 

Symptoms:

 

- Leaking urine during stress

That's what this blog is about, not bull elephants in musk. 

- Frequent urination. 

- Sudden, intense need to urinate. 

- Difficulty reaching the bathroom in time. 

- Leaking urine while sleeping

- Loss of social inhibition. Some don't really care. Doesn't include men in SA. They just plain rude. 

 

Treatment options:

 

- Adult diapers or absorbent pads

- Treat the primary cause

 - Pelvic floor Kegels exercise

- Rephele health as final resort when Kegels is sinking in quick sand. Don't wait for desperate times. 

We will passively hook the pubococcygeas up, draw the bladder out the pelvis for the 40 or so minutes of intensive treatment. 

We will walk you out a proud and noble species you ought to be. This program has an additional side effect that will probably keep you calling God outside church à lot more frequently than you ever did. Your priest will definitely have competition, drawcard wise. That's our disclaimer for those previously not known to call thy name out loud. 

If biochemistry and physiology of beauty and health are the elements of every mix, then results are assured.

Sleep. Where everything is One, or could be

Sleep is as essential to homeostasis as any of the physiologically recognized systems, e.g renal, endocrine etc are.

We ignorantly call it rest but the brain is probably at its most connected to self with outside stimuli/noise shut out. It's at its most fulfilled.

The brain activity with slower gamma bursts is nourishment to the soul if I may indulge in this spiritual drift for a moment, at the risk of skidding off the pad without ABS/medical science back up. We're born in a world where the perception is all we have, once introduced into this wild western civilization. We need the ego to disappear to connect. We can't possibly stay lost forever? We need to lose the cage. 

Dissociative anesthesia with kétamine-like drugs is not something most of us tend to use, being such control freaks. This though is the closest one can be coaxed out one's body while still alive, literally speaking. Closer than even sleep. 

No one wants to operate on anyone moving around or talking. This crossover misted passage to the fact that sleep, general anesthesia, far eastern touch points even death are just staggered states of consciousness in a parallel sphere. Possibly parallel multiverses. 

This the very parallel spheres we need to interface with or step into to regas. Parallel spheres where One is suprême. No duality of contrast here. Sleep, glorious sleep without vultures in the background, so to say. That parallel sphere where pain is foreign. Where one is holding Judas close. Friends gap close. Did someone mention meditation? 

A newborn can be operated on without much analgesia until he learns what pain is, in our perception/memory drenched world context. The spinothalamic tract is there, but the cortical interpretation is diffusé still. It's using the parallel sphere memory it's just escaped from at this stage. I am in no way minimizing the adaptation that pain gives us to survive the rat race. 

The bigger picture might help reduce our pathological fear of death if we paused to dissect and analyze it, while still partially awake/dissociative anesthesia. All variables considered, we need death just as much, probably more than life itself. We were dead before we were alive. Now you hopefully get the picture Lazarus had as he was yanked out of paradise and home. Ice age II ré run.

Who needs the body/drag? 

If  biochemistry and physiology of beauty and health are the elements of every mix, then results are assured