Stress incontinence

You can’t laugh until you pee no more, because you literally will need to change thy pants? This unfortunately is daily reality for most people. No metaphorics here, young and beautiful women in pads and restraints. Laugh restraints. 

Urinary incontinence is functional loss of bladder control, leading to involuntary leakage of urine in socially unacceptable circumstances. It's a common condition that affects millions of people worldwide, aged from children to the elderly. It is a real disease in in many a household and should be treatable in most individuals based on primary etiology. Not a figure of speech from literary scripts of Shakespeare to rehearse. 

 

Types of urinary incontinence:

 

1. Stress incontinence (leakage during physical activity laughing or coughing)

Pelvic floor, pubococcygeal sag in most cases. The badge of childbirth and hormonal imbalance we carry as humans. Only in bull elephants is it considered to be cool for musth to stress you wet. 

2. Urge incontinence (sudden, intense need to urinate that cannot be deferred) 

Not minimize libération dream/African/Gaddafi/Mbeki dream by any chance. 

Bladder irritability, for a reason that can be remedied, say UTI or acid base balance. 

3. Cortical/inter hemispheric incontinence) I didn't say nothing about Biden. 

Classified. Litigate the observer, without whom there is no incident. 

4. Spinal flaccid then later spastic bladder. 

Obviously discernable on examination. 

Investigations only for confirmation and treatment program. 

5. Obstructive uropathy/BPH with overflow. 

Every man will unfortunately have to pass this way. Only crime being staying alive long enough. 

6. Peripheral neuropathy leading to overflow. 

Diabetes need to be specifically singled out. It gives most a warning flag from miles away, and it's easily remedied with a little knowledge. 

7. Medications. Nobody said nothing. Read your drug inserts and disclaimers. 

 

Symptoms:

 

- Leaking urine during stress

That's what this blog is about, not bull elephants in musk. 

- Frequent urination. 

- Sudden, intense need to urinate. 

- Difficulty reaching the bathroom in time. 

- Leaking urine while sleeping

- Loss of social inhibition. Some don't really care. Doesn't include men in SA. They just plain rude. 

 

Treatment options:

 

- Adult diapers or absorbent pads

- Treat the primary cause

 - Pelvic floor Kegels exercise

- Rephele health as final resort when Kegels is sinking in quick sand. Don't wait for desperate times. 

We will passively hook the pubococcygeas up, draw the bladder out the pelvis for the 40 or so minutes of intensive treatment. 

We will walk you out a proud and noble species you ought to be. This program has an additional side effect that will probably keep you calling God outside church à lot more frequently than you ever did. Your priest will definitely have competition, drawcard wise. That's our disclaimer for those previously not known to call thy name out loud. 

If biochemistry and physiology of beauty and health are the elements of every mix, then results are assured.