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Friday 26 August 2011

Sex and sport, could it weaken the edge to win?

One of my most celebrated sports people, Marvin Haggler used to train in a desert away from the fairer sex. Women were not allowed at a hotel of at least two of the world cup of 2010 soccer teams in South Africa. My high school sports teacher didn’t allow anybody a sniff off any woman for a week before a major sports event. Who will forget our rugby team’s camp Staaldraad that caused so much controversy.

We have just too many people believing the same process and getting results for us to dismiss it as of no scientific basis to quell the interest in this. We also have anecdotal evidence of some of us who from experience know that the post orgasmic phase is like being stuck in a clothes drier for year and spat out without as much as a warning as you start enjoying the heat only to land on a cold concrete floor mid winter. You just want to rest it off, at least  for most men.

We will never know what the chemical effect is other than the pure physical exhaustion associated with this passionate and fulfilling natural mammoth of an effort. We don’t study them medically as nobody will seek treatment for it therefore return on the drug company research and capital outlay will be almost nil. Government has not enough interest in national teams winning to know and anyway all they need to do is to force them to abstain to reap the potential beneficial effect from it.

Only speculative field is the testosteronic edge that being horny places any male on. A bull elephant denied the privilege will destroy anything that is in front of it.  A horny male black widow will die to pass on the genetic material. Fish, female included will swim upstream to die spreading their seed. There is something chemical about a species being denied the right to copulate that we  are missing. There is hunger blocking effect, let alone suicidal and ‘no danger big enough to stop me’ attitude as well to an extent that a lion in session will not eat and yet spend every few minutes copulating, and still be expected to defend the territory. Most animals lose weight during these sexual marathons to the detriment of their survival or dominant status.

Could the common satisfaction-addiction pathways be at work here? Could sex be replacing food, the try  line and goal scoring celebratory run as a quick and available fix? I never suggested sex as replacement for heroine addiction, but could we prescribe sex for weight loss in the future? Does South African soccer team do it more? Should they learn from rugby of the old? Does rugby today need to learn from what they did then?

I already do prescribe for weight, only condition is it has to be orgasmic for both parties.

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