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Monday, 10 October 2011

Springboks, Bafana community psyche and weight loss


We're in the deep end here. Psychology at individual basis is difficult enough. Community psychology is evolving into a  probability science, measured in graphs on Joffe’s stock exchange predictions geared to make money for shareholders depending on which club wins or loses wich match. Factor in Hansie Cronje hand in fixes and the room starts spinning. 

How did we end up being porns on the board with seemingly no control on what happens is beyond me. Invest in anti depressants if Kaiser Chiefs will be losing the next few seasons. Alcohol will win you both ways in the celebratory briefs of the winner which will be seasonal, compared to sustained self medicatory rise from the losers. Some like Springboks have wild crypto-like swings to the chart, traders paradise as compared to sustained downward trend typical of the Proteas and Bafana bafana, sure winners for long term investors like Buffet.

I am in wellness industry and we take a heavy knock when the community upheavals associated with Boks losing a seemingly easy to win match like what happened on Saturday. My neighbour who was wearing both the Boks and the Bulls shirt this weekend is a typical example. He asked me, drunk as a Pope to point him to Kate’s house (Kate by the way is his wife, he did not want to embarrass himself by asking a passerby where he stays). Being there at personal level it's very difficult to sleep at night knowing one is benefiting from real people's sorrow and downfall. We are geared to solve problems, not create them for gain. No possibility of an armchair stance to it. 

To suggest that a man like that will make sure he eats healthy is a hype. It is at this stage that one slowly starts committing suicide with whatever means he has at his disposal without letting people or himself openly admit and see what he is doing. It is at this stage that those who are not brave enough to hang themselves from the nearest tree find solace in Roman Catholic self punishment, wear a thorn hat, drink yourself to liver failure, no condom sex or clog your arteries with chips. For what cause? The match was fixed? Some variable was steroid boosted?

If we had guts and legislative power as doctors we're supposed to attack weight management and community health from the community psychiatry level and everything that affects it. We supposed to ban competition and competitive spirit like my primary school teacher once adviced me and my bone cracking tacklers I call my kids in counseling after a match. We are supposed to hug the wallabies and walk off the field smiling like Mike Tyson after the Holly Field whipping episode. That was after chemical castration she forgot to point out. What am I even suggesting here? At least one of my kids is a convert, I should try come close. The main thing is we participated, she will calmy claim.

What has this world come to? What is to happen of human expectations and community psychiatry? What's to happen to all those industries built on war and competition. What is to happen to testosterone coursing our blood vessels? What is to happen to reproduction and species survival? No male mantis will get even close without enough testorone for that death wish act. 
Is it not enough that we don’t know what we are doing with one patient or client? We had to go out and add a million more variables with no balls. Who is going to do mass castrations? Said it too early with additives and BPA distributed en masse. The experiment is continuing though, if you consider biological warfare, SARS theories and Amazon. 

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